yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Wilderness Tamed: 20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Meteorites Collected: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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