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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4351 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 244 |
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