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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9516 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 608982 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.
plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!