SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8896	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

-> LOOKING FOR A SERVER THAT IMPROVE YOUR CONNECTION AND FPS? DEATHZONE NETWORK <-1) IMPROVE YOUR CONNECTION/FPS 2) +2 YEARS ACTIVE [Tu progreso siempre estará acá]

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	7649
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

MineHeart is a Quality Public Lifesteal & Earth SMP Server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 Hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.IP = play.mineheart.net Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”