So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • JozMC

    JozMC

    JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • One Piece Broken World

    One Piece Broken World

    One Piece: Broken World [1.16.5] | Modded | Factions | Bosses | PVP & PVE | Bounties | Custom Quests | Casino | The Official server for the One Piece: Broken World mod pack. Broken World is a player-driven community focusing on interaction with others on the server. There are player bounties you can set on one another. A extensive custom quest line to explore along with plenty of custom bosses to fight.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

    Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

    Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4484

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

    CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

    Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NoLifeSquad

    NoLifeSquad

    Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • InstaCraft

    InstaCraft

    Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Coil MC

    The Coil MC

    What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Mineverse

    Mineverse

    Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Afternoon Teacraft

    Afternoon Teacraft

    Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 New Chunks Explored: 711859
    Towns Built: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MineHavoc

    MineHavoc

    Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 8builders8tools

    8builders8tools

    8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Athenas Kingdoms

    Athenas Kingdoms

    Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixelmon Online

    Pixelmon Online

    Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PvPWars

    PvPWars

    PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Kronic Romania MC

    Kronic Romania MC

    We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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