So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Alien Abductions: 0 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mines Excavated: 1608

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1771 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Server Version: 1.19.3, Java & Bedrock Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com Bedrock Port: 25566 (You do not need to use a port for Java!) Store: https://store.stormylagoon.com Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm Greylist: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3145472-new-java-bedrock-1-18-2-stormy-lagoon-vanilla

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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