SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	1258
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9224	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6794
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	286
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	198
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	51

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4219	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	394	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.