SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	174
Players Killed by Monsters:	2351	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6756
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	345	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1989
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Items Found:	2759
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4172	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Runes Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	6820

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	2914
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2640
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1350	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.