SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	179
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
New Chunks Explored:	999606	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Crops Grown:	1046
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	8846
Star Shards Collected:	149	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5439
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crops Grown:	7872
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!