So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimension Hops: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ores Mined: 8117

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ores Mined: 4107

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Villages Defended: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 973282 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 878332 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Mines Excavated: 3956

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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