SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7924	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	2990
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ores Mined:	1964
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Villages Defended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crops Grown:	3904
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	194
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.