SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	167
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	179	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Farms Harvested:	194

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Villages Defended:	5
Crops Grown:	6401	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7738	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimension Hops:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Farms Harvested:	470

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mines Excavated:	2268
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Star Shards Collected:	121	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4439	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.