SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Villages Defended:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	New Chunks Explored:	256460
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2224	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crops Grown:	6318
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.