So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Villages Defended: 10
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pinecraft Equestrian

    Pinecraft Equestrian

    ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The ex-stem

    The ex-stem

    Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • JOLT Survival

    JOLT Survival

    Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8725

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Avalon City Network

    Avalon City Network

    CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Farms Harvested: 917 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 463
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Rede Crown

    Rede Crown

    IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Honey Horizons

    Honey Horizons

    Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Alien Abductions: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ConquestLand

    ConquestLand

    ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Infinity Craft

    Infinity Craft

    Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MatriLand

    MatriLand

    MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ores Mined: 678 Mines Excavated: 3094
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Epirate

    Epirate

    What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FoundersMC

    FoundersMC

    FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

    Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DusKraft Network

    DusKraft Network

    Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 243 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Sword

    Sword

    Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8373 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Noxian Network

    Noxian Network

    Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Mines Excavated: 3708
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CafeSMP

    CafeSMP

    [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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