So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
New Chunks Explored: 958927 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 348 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 455
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ores Mined: 5071

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Farms Harvested: 613 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Star Shards Collected: 77
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 151 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PokeParadise

    PokeParadise

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cwoare Network

    Cwoare Network

    Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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