SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GodmotherGoneWild

aita, baby shower, Babysitting, child care, diaper changing, family dynamics, Family Support, Feeding, godfather, godmother, GodmotherGoneWild, godparents, overnight care, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, resigning as godmother, sibling rivalry, slap in the face, third trimester, ungrateful

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HateWatchMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7261	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyGoodVibes

Altruism, authentic, benevolent, Caring, compassion, Considerate, CraftyGoodVibes, decent, Empathy, ETHICAL, genuine, good person, Honesty, honorable, Integrity, Kindness, moral, Positive, Selflessness, trustworthy, Virtuous

If they play on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is filled with the kindest, most generous players you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that one player once built an entire amusement park for their fellow gamers, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo with virtual animals (don’t worry, they’re pixelated and totally safe to pet). Join our server and you’ll be greeted with gifts galore, from enchanted diamond armor to stacks upon stacks of golden apples. Plus, our players are always willing to lend a hand when you’re in need, whether it’s helping you defeat a pesky Ender Dragon or building you a castle fit for a Minecraft king. So if you want to surround yourself with the best of the best in the Minecraft community, come join us and bask in the glory of our truly good-hearted players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3968	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	378
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

Benjamin, Beth Hakkerem, Blessed, danger, Destruction, Disaster, Escape, exiles, famine, God bless Israel, Home Front, Israel, Israeli anons, Israeli army, Jeremiah 6:9, jerusalem, Judah, Leave, Minecraft, missile attacks, Nuclear Threat, Plague, Rebbe of Mashlag, REST, Server, sword, Tekoa, War, Warning, weapons of mass destruction, Wilderness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

award winning, classic, cultural impact, Drama, Entertainment, Faye Dunaway, film, iconic scenes, Media, memorable quotes, Minecraft, Network, Network (1976), News, Peter Finch, powerful performances, Retro, satire, Sidney Lumet, smp, social commentary, television, Thought-provoking, William Holden

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	516	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ores Mined:	865	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BILcraftBaby2021

baby boy, Baby name, baby naming, BILcraftBaby2021, family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family history, family honor, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, future in-laws, in-laws, long-term relationships, naming etiquette, naming traditions, potential names, Pregnancy, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your baby after your brother-in-law, even if his girlfriend throws a hissy fit about it. Who knew naming a Minecraft character could cause so much chaos? But hey, that’s the fun of it all! Dive into our server and see if you’ll be the next one to stir up some family drama over a baby name. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Potions Brewed:	63
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional recovery, ExRelationshipMix, finding peace, healing after a breakup, healing from heartbreak, healing journey, Healing Process, healing through music, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, music therapy, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, starting over

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and crumbling, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to build their house next to the village fountain. It’s like a reality TV show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner. So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more drama than a teenage romance novel, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your next “song title” relationship waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyConspiracies

alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, makes sense, media manipulation, mind control, questionable narratives, secret societies, skepticism, suppressed information, suspicious activities, truth-seeking, unexplained events

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy conspiracy theories that will blow your mind! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s been plotting to take over the Minecraft world with his army of evil chickens. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns, join our server now and become a conspiracy theory detective in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser

Adviser, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, dies, foreign affairs, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, IRGC, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, military advisor, Politics, RETALIATION, RIP, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, War

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Iran’s IRGC Adviser is actually a Minecraft player who got taken out by an Israeli airstrike in Syria. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Israeli airstrikes! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit by an airstrike, that is)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8131	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Fated Pursuit, Flora Unfurl, Fulminating Thunderstorm, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Rain Burst, secret societies, Server, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Tier List

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic events like the [Rain Burst] and [Flora Unfurl] where you can unleash your inner nature warrior.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the [Fulminating Thunderstorm] event where you can literally control the weather in the game? Or maybe you’re feeling a bit more adventurous and want to join the [Fated Pursuit] directional arrest – who knows where it will take you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have insane training phases like the [Mania Training] Phase 7 where you can level up like never before. Plus, our detailed tier list will help you dominate the game like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary player in the Minecraft world. And remember, if you’re not part of our secret society, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Void Armor Forged:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Magical Girl or Mecha Minecraft SMP

Akihabara, Anime, Cyberteam in Akihabara, cyborgs, debate, FANTASY, Female Protagonists, friendship, girl, japanese animation, MAGICAL, Magical Girl, magical girl genre, Magical powers, Mecha, mecha genre, Minecraft, opinion, Robots, Sci Fi, smp, team dynamics, Technology, transformation sequences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical girl transforming into a mecha – unexpected and totally awesome!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with magical powers or building giant mechas to protect your base from invaders. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBacheloretteFashion

accessories, bachlorette, barbie pink, BlockyBacheloretteFashion, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid demands, dark colors, dress code, fitting issues, friend’s bachlorette, Group Chat, maternity clothes, Outfit, Pink Dress, Pregnant, stretchy knit dresses, Struggle, Tall, vetoed, white dress

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6059
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PleasureCraft SMP

comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness boost, joy, Life, little things, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3358	Emeralds Found:	8146
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Void Armor Forged:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crops Grown:	1164
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	120	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12