Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 30
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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