Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crops Grown:	4823
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
New Chunks Explored:	889117	Players Killed by Monsters:	7896
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	918
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	471	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	4905	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1127	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6117

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7376	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Potions Brewed:	23

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org