Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	1348	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5662	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7190
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	231
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6252	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7496
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ores Mined:	9913
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crops Grown:	1100
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!