Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7028
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	6109
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.