Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Items Found:	8044	Crops Grown:	3127
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	7370	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	116	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	923329	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Holy Grails Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	976648	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3373	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crops Grown:	5181
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Runes Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.