Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Star Shards Collected:	78	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7828
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Towns Built:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ores Mined:	1436	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Star Shards Collected:	99	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.