Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	7344	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2373
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	125
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9090	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	6402
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Animals Bred:	133
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.