Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	4426	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7190
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Star Shards Collected:	165
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3582
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4957

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ores Mined:	4353	Void Gems Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Animals Bred:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6455	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2478
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	3638
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Emeralds Found:	4834
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!