Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4773

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mines Excavated:	1120
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1290
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	104191

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3206	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Potions Brewed:	64
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Enchantments Applied:	83	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Animals Bred:	162	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	131881
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.