Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Towns Built:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	815185	Players Killed by Monsters:	1172
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Farms Harvested:	601	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6110

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3504	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	352047	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2851

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Towns Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9775
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Emeralds Found:	1487	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mines Excavated:	1182	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.