Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8115	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1625
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	602075
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Emeralds Found:	9896	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	8486
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Animals Bred:	51	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Divine Spears Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	7508
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mines Excavated:	4368	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.