Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	7493
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	246692
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6958	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3096
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	673	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ores Mined:	6307	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4507

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5360	Potions Brewed:	154
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2087	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3278
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	7739	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.