Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Animals Bred:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mines Excavated:	1658

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	86
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	67770
Ores Mined:	2856	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	6588	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Mines Excavated:	2538	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	122	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6826
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Crops Grown:	8907

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Animals Bred:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.