Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ores Mined:	965
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6279

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1253	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Love Letters Sent:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.