Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Towns Built:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7989	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4155

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Alien Abductions:	4
Mines Excavated:	2355	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	1457	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	292	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	3462
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.