Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ores Mined:	1313	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	8995
Divine Spears Created:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6043

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Items Found:	7112

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	174
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.