Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ores Mined:	9530
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5830
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9564
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mines Excavated:	3004	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	96	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Mines Excavated:	3325
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.