Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2502	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	4523	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	439
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!