Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1252

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	New Chunks Explored:	261969
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2291	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchantments Applied:	110
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.