Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crops Grown:	5337	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Emeralds Found:	7298
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	4984	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.