Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3301	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5818	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8399
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Potions Brewed:	140	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4134
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Skyland

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	155
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5667	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!