Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Potions Brewed:	136

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Towns Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3143	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HowlMC

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Enchantments Applied:	151
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JNJ Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	123	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Some

Creative

Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MCNSA Vanilla

Creative, Survival

MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Wild

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!