Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ores Mined:	1476
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9300
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	190
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	6917
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	161
Love Letters Sent:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9136	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!