SquarePantsCraft: Where Circles Are Banned

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Are you tired of boring history lessons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of the real world! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Say goodbye to learning about why Jews suck so bad and hello to a world where you can ride on a llama while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about those pesky history lessons!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4141
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Farms Harvested:	855
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2360	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Star Shards Collected:	107

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Void Armor Forged:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1972
Crops Grown:	4356	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.