SquarePantsCraft: Where Circles Are Banned

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Are you tired of boring history lessons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of the real world! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Say goodbye to learning about why Jews suck so bad and hello to a world where you can ride on a llama while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about those pesky history lessons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1632	Magic Items Found:	2793
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	4497
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Emeralds Found:	4123
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	438	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	1863
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6013
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.