SquarePantsCraft: Where Circles Are Banned

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Are you tired of boring history lessons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of the real world! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Say goodbye to learning about why Jews suck so bad and hello to a world where you can ride on a llama while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about those pesky history lessons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magic Items Found:	8680	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Farms Harvested:	971
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3122
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Emeralds Found:	2185
Potions Brewed:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Items Found:	8163

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	2196
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.