SquarePantsCraft: Where Circles Are Banned

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Are you tired of boring history lessons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of the real world! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Say goodbye to learning about why Jews suck so bad and hello to a world where you can ride on a llama while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about those pesky history lessons!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	254
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	399
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	7951
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6424	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mines Excavated:	3513
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	969
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2442
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Emeralds Found:	6437
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!