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Blocky Politics-Free Funland

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Items Found:	1628	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

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Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dimension Hops:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9922	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1832	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ores Mined:	1151	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Divine Spears Created:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!