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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5351 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 5243 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4295 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.
So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?