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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4292 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.
So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?