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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4733 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build walls, we defend them with sprinklers! Join us and experience the thrill of turning on the sprinklers to chase away pesky neighbors and their friends. Who needs diplomacy when you have water pressure on your side?
But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.
So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?
