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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4190 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5611 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Just like my wife leaving without a word, you never know what to expect on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest or accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless!
With more drama than a reality TV show, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can experience the drama firsthand in Minecraft?
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