SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyNorseWarfare

88 million dollars, allocated, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNorseWarfare, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, expand, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, government spending, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, norway, security assistance, Ukraine, weapons production

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8515	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Star Shards Collected:	66	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5732	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	25
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

anger, Colonialism, Colonization, Criollos, cultural identity, History, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, Latin America, Minecraft, Oppression, power dynamics, Rebellion, Resentment, resistance, revolt, seethe, Seething, Server, social change, Spanish Empire, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	450606	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

#Daydreami, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, Anniversary BGM, Bijou PoV, Birthday BGM, Collabs, COVER Corp, cover song, current schedule, Dancing MIRAGE, defamation, Fanfic Listing, Fauna PoV, game bgm, Handy links, Infinite, Kiara PoV, Kronii, Kronii Love, Kronii PoV, Kronii’s 3rd Anniversary merch, Leaks.., Member BGM, Merch List, Minecraft, MirageChallenge, Music, original song, Our Promise, Ouro, ouro kronii, Raora PoV, Rise, Shiori PoV, shorts, smp, Souten ni Moyu, Space, STREAMS, Zatsudan BGM

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6102	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1834

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Mines Excavated:	2375	Enchantments Applied:	123
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7861	Animals Bred:	60

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyKarateLady

Confidence, confidence building, CraftyKarateLady, empowerment, Martial Arts, martial arts for beginners, martial arts for confidence, martial arts for self confidence, martial arts for self defense, martial arts for self defense for women, martial arts for small stature, martial arts for women, martial arts styles, martial arts training, self defense, self defense classes, self defense for women, self defense techniques, self protection, small lady, Women’s self-defense

Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11