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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3967 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 68 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Crops Grown: | 9439 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!